The Chinese delivery turned up at the door “sorry, you’re two and a half hours late, we’ve ordered from someone else as you weren’t answering your phone” “oh sorry” “I’ll take the spring rolls though as the ring back requests cost about the same”.

At the blink of an eye I got my spring rolls and he left. 😏

True story.

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